Everyone is having a tough time sometime during the day. I would like to help you ease off whatever your tension cause is. I am going to share some jokes with you, you might have read it through one of your forwarded emails. But it still helps you to laugh a bit and that will ease you off.
Joke No. 1
A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'. 'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asked the patient. The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'. 'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'. The doctor replies, 'I have been trying to contact you since yesterday'.
Joke No. 2
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby I have ever seen. Ugh!'. The woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'. The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead. I'll hold your monkey for you'.
Joke No. 3
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pen would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientist spent a decade and USD 12billions to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius.
The Russian used a pencil.
Joke No. 4
Two weasels are sitting on a bar-stool. One start to insult the other. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'. The bar gets quiet as everyone listen on to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'. The other said, 'Go home dad, you are drunk'.
Joke No. 5
A young man goes to his father on day to tell him that he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him it was Samantha, the girl from the neighbourhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to say this son, but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, please don't tell this to your mother'. The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but end up frustrated because the respond was still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother. 'Mom, I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you'.
His mother smilingly said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You are not your father's son'.
Hope you like it and it helps you going through with your stress.
Joke No. 1
A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'. 'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asked the patient. The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'. 'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'. The doctor replies, 'I have been trying to contact you since yesterday'.
Joke No. 2
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby I have ever seen. Ugh!'. The woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'. The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead. I'll hold your monkey for you'.
Joke No. 3
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pen would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientist spent a decade and USD 12billions to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius.
The Russian used a pencil.
Joke No. 4
Two weasels are sitting on a bar-stool. One start to insult the other. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'. The bar gets quiet as everyone listen on to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'. The other said, 'Go home dad, you are drunk'.
Joke No. 5
A young man goes to his father on day to tell him that he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him it was Samantha, the girl from the neighbourhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to say this son, but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, please don't tell this to your mother'. The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but end up frustrated because the respond was still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother. 'Mom, I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you'.
His mother smilingly said to him, 'Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You are not your father's son'.
Hope you like it and it helps you going through with your stress.
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Hahaha, that's hilarious mate. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! I was laughing my head off!
ReplyDeleteLOL.. they are good init? Glad that you guys like it.
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