My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?". "No!" She answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?". She didn't even look at me this time and simply say "Yes". So I said, "Then I Would like to phone a friend".
And that's how the fight started.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?". She warmed my heart with her face expression of sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's how the fight started.
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat onto the truck, and proceeded to back up into torrential downpour. The wind was blowing at 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back in to the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whisper "The weather out there is terrible.". My 10 years of loving wife replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started.