Celebrating Merdeka? Not At All.

It's the 52nd year of Malaysia obtained independence from Great Britain. Oh, everyone should celebrate Merdeka then. Not me, as I have awaken to the understanding of how politic works in Malaysia. I realized that as a Malaysian Citizen, I have been deceived by my government for so long. It's a shame to all Malaysian. I have got no mood to celebrate at all. If I were to celebrate on Merdeka then it should be the day for current Malaysian Government collapsed and took over by opposition whom so far seems to be acting right. Enough said, nothing is good enough to share.

Here I want to share a video of Malaysian in sadness.
I believe they feel the same as I do about Malaysia.

Another Joke Series - That's How The Fight Started

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?". "No!" She answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?". She didn't even look at me this time and simply say "Yes". So I said, "Then I Would like to phone a friend".

And that's how the fight started.

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?". She warmed my heart with her face expression of sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's how the fight started.

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat onto the truck, and proceeded to back up into torrential downpour. The wind was blowing at 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back in to the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whisper "The weather out there is terrible.". My 10 years of loving wife replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started.

What Happens When You Die?

Unfortunately everyone dies in this world; it's only matter of time. 99% of us are afraid of dying. Why are we frightened of death? Because we don't know what will happened to ourselves, try to suffocate yourself and see how do you feel when you are struggling to breath? Fear will dominate your thought, because you don't know what is going to happen to you. Humans are afraid of doing or going to a place which they don't understand and can't comprehend with, fear is the right word. Once they find out about the truth and theory behind something they don't understand, they will calm down, in this case they have gotten familiar with their new environment.

So let me tell you what will happen to you when you die. Human beings are a complex of combination of Wood, Water, Fire, Earth elements and most importantly our Soul. We die and the combination of elements break down one by one. Once you stopped breathing, your Wind element will stop working. When your Wind element stopped, your soul will feel the pain of thousands of needles piercing through your body when the wind element strike.

After the Wind element, then the Water element took over, this is when your blood stops flowing through your body. You will feel like you are drowning in big ocean which were hit by storms. I don't need to tell you how does it feel when drowning; everyone of you does swim right? When you first learn how to swim, you will drown for sure and you will never forget that feeling and it's fearful. So you drowned in the stormy ocean in the end.

Follow by Fire element, in the terms of science, body temperature. As you can guess, fire means fire. Your soul will be in the middle of fiery fire, you will be burn to ashes and the pain is unbelievable. Your soul has got no where to run and hide, so you are in tremendous of fears.

After your blood stopped flowing, your body turned hard, which means it's time for your Earth element to get separated from your soul. When the Earth element strike, you are in the middle of an Earth Quake. Way more than 10 richer scales, in fact there is no point of measuring it. You died in the Earth Quake.

Now only your soul is the only conscious you had left. So now, if you were a Buddhist Practitioner and meditates. You can control your monkey mind. You can control your soul very well and your conscious are awake. If you haven't practice meditation and you haven't tamed your monkey mind; at this very moment your soul will pop up where ever you monkey mind is thinking, eg. you thought of your work place and your soul will show up at your work place; you thinking of your love one, immediately your soul pop up where your love one is; then you thought of your death, you were at your grave. You are confused and cannot controlled of yourself and you were stroked with fear.

So basically this is the process when normal people died. Believe me if you believe, believe me not if you aren't. I am only telling you the truth. Better prepare yourself and face the fear. Next article I will tell you how to concur the fear and what you should do after you have turned into only conscious soul.

What Will You Do, If You Were In My Shoe?

I was trying to gather up everyone into an activity, a very exciting activity, never been done from where I live now. Majority of them can do is talk about it and when I asked them to apply it into action, everyone kept quiet and stand away. All sorts of lame reasons and excuses were given to me. Am I suppose to get fuming or keep my mouth shut and turn around and walk? Where are all the team works we used to have? I can clearly see it is falling apart, I wonder how long can it still last? Shall I put efforts into pulling it together again?

I have no reason to be upset because I knew this is going to happen sooner or later but still I am quite a bit and disappointed. Now that I can clearly see the path, be it rotten` disgraced` undignified` etc. I won't give a shit about it anymore.

To All The Sexy Babes Out There

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